Tweets

(Source: tryintosleep, via ughtumblah)

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via hotboyproblems)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via ughtumblah)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via joshpeck)

(Source: weeaboo-palace, via ughtumblah)

THE BOX SAID IT WOULD BE A HONEY MIST AUBURN!

(Source: whicketysplickety, via joshpeck)

well honey, you missed auburn BIG TIME

(Source: whicketysplickety, via joshpeck)

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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via stability)

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

(via hotboyproblems)

I’m done apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun, via insid3-im-dying)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via ayoastronaut)